Who needs ab workouts anyway? Rather than slaving away with real exercise, why not check out these wonderfully creative, not-at-all insane ways to get those abs you want? Seriously!
#5 No One Cares About Lean Abs in 2010.
All that beer you’ve been drinking, that belly you’ve been building up over the years? It’s finally time to shine, because you no longer have to hide it! It’s 2010, and fat is in, and you’ve got a free pass from the tastemakers and the trend-setters to let that fat belly hang right out of your shirt. Go ahead!
#4 Most Extra Fat Finds its Way to Easily Concealable Areas.
Yeah, fine, we gain some fat — but who has ever heard of anyone’s body ‘placing’ that fat in an unfortunate place? I know we just chatted about those pot bellies above, but really, it’s not a big deal, because our bodies figure it all out and send the fat to places that never really see the light of day. So just eat away and don’t really worry, you’ll be fine!
#3 Are You Serious? The Beach?
Aren’t beaches all polluted and stuff now? And global warming is making summers all crazy and unpredictable? If you combine that with a few other factors (I’ll get back to you on what those are once I think of them), you’ll see that a nicely toned body thanks to a few ab workouts isn’t really necessary at the beach, as most of the world’s beaches are empty year-round.
#2 Those ‘Pulsing’ Exercise Machines Do The Work For You.
You’ve seen those ads on TV, right? You just strap some electrodes to your stomach, turn on a noisy box with a bunch of wires poking out of it, and — if these ads haven’t lied to me — start losing all that stomach fat immediately! You don’t have to break a sweat or burn any calories, because a machine apparently does it for you! Goodbye all other types of workouts!
#1 Aren’t Diet Pills Just the Best?
Hey, diet pills have always worked, right? No one has ever gotten addicted to them, realized half of them are just sugar pills, or that the other half of them are wonderfully dangerous for your bodies and your health? Nah, no way! Pop those dangerous pills and bid “adieu” to those annoying crunches, right?
